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Anonymous: Do you swallow?

jerkidiot:

how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot


jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*





citizen:  it's a bird!
citizen:  it's a plane!  *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman:  it's a metaphor